another perverted day

yesterday really bothered me

a great reason to celebrate



down with the sickness

2 fer the price of one (free)

uh fuck


i always misplace that shit too

this is what i did at work one day because it was so goddamn boring



sometimes you just gotta man up pussy

peace bitch

she prefers them to be called cantaloupes actually

Aw shit it's been a minute so I'm gonna hit you with the heys and the ho's






and uhh

war is heck pt. 4

doin good things

War is Heck pt. 3.

i dont want my children to grow up playing with guns cause they dont know shit about reality

war is heck pt 2.

after being blown to bits, our hero gasps his last words to a fellow comrade.

we shall avenge

the story continues tomorrow

war is heck pt. 1

incoming!

just force feedin the baby

what a marvelous time for an acid flashback

what a fucking buzz kill



peace bitch

fantastic

what the fuck? i've noticed i have 6 fans on my webshots account. i didnt know you could check stats before but i dont want to pay for that shit to see the statistics. let me know who you are. i'll whip up something special for y'all. i want to make a mcduck clock. i dont have a scanner, so no new mcducks until like a week or some shit.

i thought you died years ago

sorry

here he is

after returning from the dead

"being dead sucked dick anyways"



welcome back you sack of shit

Holy Moly retarded baby

i opened up to page 4 of the bible and understood this



peace bitch

sorry for the delay

oh fuckits been like a month? fuck me



when u dis dre u dis urself mother fucker

mc duck is dead kinda

i havent done mcducks in a while cuz they jus drive me nuts

but assholes, sit tight or give me money or some shit

cuz im releasing this press release





click on that link to see the full size

peace bitch!

mcduckwhever.com or some shit

cuz i never update it relaly you kno homie?


sorry i didnt understand the concept it sucks

adult baby diaper lover crew

the other week i was like, looking up horrible fetishes up on wikipedia because i suspect a suprising amount of people at my school are furries. then i read about yiffing and shit and some fetish where you think its rad if somebody's something literally gets eaten. but the one that stood in my mind, was adult baby diaper lovers. or ab/dls. they are commonly male and have a hard time telling the others about their "condition." fuck off and get a goddamn life.


i dont know what the fuck i was thinking


good idea, bad excution


perv




goodnight

goodnight

throw ur hands up

soul sonic force



duh

MEAT

im on that meat game again nah mean no homo


meat peekin'


scrooge mcdiamond


dare you to make that sound out loud
you wont
pussy


ian curtis in the meat yo

lets get this shit poppin!

makin up for it

your bitch asses are in for it. this is the motherload.
i don tknow if i made up for the lack of duckness, but i made like mad more mcducks and shit.
tell ur friends and shit cause i want to get rich and famous off this shit nah mean?
like i heard that people would like a tee shirt of my drawings and shit but i never take it seriously
i want to hear from people if theyd like a mcduck shirt or a mcduck coffee mug
i think the coffee mug would be sweet
then i could get rich and wife lindsay lohan
jeahhh



kill it
kill it
smash its fucking head in!


butt mc plug
yeah yeah yeah....
blah blah blah..


and dont you dare touch his underage daughter either buddy
you'll be sorry


get a job you piece of shit


whatever


ur footlong is sooooo my command no homo


every tuesday like clockwork


i kept on picturing in my head crystals and stalagmites thrusting from the ground and stabbing through peoples bodies and bones but this is all i came up with


you wish


been there done that shit


stupid


this is what we will see when we all die whether we like it or not, so suck it up and face the goddamned facts


peace beeyatch!

still fuck that shit up

it hasnt been daily in a minute. this collection of mcducks hasn't lasted longer than 2 months yet and im already fuckin up my shit. daymn.

givin it to your bitch ass again with multiple mcducks.


"arrrgh swab the poop deck or i'll make ya walk the 6 inch!"
"AWK! the 6 inch Awk!"


how inappropriate


Please allow Subway to beat the living fuck out of hunger


one small step for mcduck
one giant leap for meat

and my latest masterpiece


i was a teenage mcduck

fuckin up still

still been fuckin up
not like anybody gives a shit
unless its like smokin hot bitches
but theyre not
so it doesnt matter


nutsack mc aids virus spreads like butter
goes good with italian herb and cheese


this one just sucks

this is all i got goin for me

i want to have a post-humorous artistic mcduck carreer

get busy dying!

i been fuckin up

i been fuckin up cuz like i havent been doin this shit cuz i aint been around an shit so im gonna give it to you punk ass right now


surf's up


sperm mc eggyolk


hang man
hang them hang them
hang them
the lord loves a hanging